The Amateur Writer

I'd like to dedicate my 100th post to Han Geng.

The first time I saw you, it was a few days ago. And I would like to say that you are the epitome of my perfect guy. Even though I'm an astronomy non-believer, our zodiacs matched and that cute laugh of yours is enough to melt any heart. I know I'm a bit old for obsessing with celebrities but you are soooo perfect...for me.

Although the chances of us meeting is 980734209470913582.8097 to 1, if I had to settle for someone lesser than you, he must have almost all the same qualities as you.

I know people normally write poems but I can't. I don't know how to write a poem but I'm writing a story about you! It's already up on Fictionpress and I'm currently finishing up Chapter 2. I know I could've written more things about you but I can't. I'm simply not good at these kind of things.

But I've prepared a list of reasons why I should end up with you:

1) You're an aquarius and I'm a Gemini. Even the stars are aligned for us.

2) You're taller than me and that's a good thing.

3) That body of yours makes me go, "Hot Daym!" and my body is well, I'm getting there.

4) You're so nice and gentle. And I'm mean and gentle.

5) You're only 6 years older than me.

6) I'm willing to learn Mandarin for you.

7) We're living in the same continent!

8) I know you love to sing, dance and play video games. Even though I'm a lost cause for the first two, I'm always game for a video game with you~

9) You're chinese and I'm almost chinese.

10) I can teach you English and you can teach me Korean. A win-win situation!


Y <3s H! (^_____^)