Focus Yang...then again, who can focus when Lord Voldemort is on twitter! LOL
They're hilarious!
Some of my favorite Lord Voldie's tweets:
I don't have any exes. Why would anyone want to leave me? I'm awesome. Plus you try & leave me you die.
A man in a Harry Potter shirt stabbed someone in the face at Comic-Con. Welcome to the Death Eaters.
If you wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy... it's only because I let you live.
If you can spell Lord Voldemort in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
One time, at band camp... Yeah. I didn't go to band camp. I'm not a fucking nerd. I spent my summers killing like the other cool kids.
Q: Why did the Death Eater cross the road? A: Because I fucking told him to.
I'm trying to sell my autobiography but keep having to kill publishers. What is so funny about "Voldemort: How my snake & I made magic."
I don't see dead people, I make dead people.
Yo momma's so ugly she her [has] own chapter in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
#oneofmyfears is being betrayed by my right hand man & it leading to my ultimate demise. Haha, like that would ever happen.
Daniel Radcliffe is trending. Apparently it's his birthday. I hate that guy. He reminds me of someone but I can't figure out who....
Loyal Death Eaters have provided me with an appropriate button to describe my age "∞." As in I'm infinite & will never die. Idiots.
Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France seven times even after having testicular cancer. Harry Potter spent seven books whining about a scar.
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